angeldictator: Remember that episode of Spongebob, where Spongebob and Mr. Krabs thought they killed the health inspector, but instead of calling the police, they taught children it’s okay to just bury the body instead.
rabioheab: i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep
nyehs: what if for an entire year everyone stopped having kids and then there was like an empty grade level for 12 years
We lack all kinds of amazing qualities that animals have, but we single out one...– Dr. Steve Best, “Everything You Know About Homo Sapiens is Wrong” (via setbabiesonfire)
My mom walked into my room with a disgusted look on her face and tells me I’m going nowhere in life. ??? She then asks, “what are you doing on the piano?!” I’M OBVIOUSLY PLAYING IT YOU FUCK GET OUT OF MY ROOM! …she wonders why I always have such a bad attitude. Well seeing as though I have a mother who constantly reminds me of how much of a fuck up I already am...
phosphorescentt: you are 100% capable of changing your entire fucking life.